If you are in a harmonious relationship, one could say anything for Valentine's Day - find singles. Best on the day you should still be extra sad, just to demonstrate solidarity. Yes, ideal for the social environment is when you are in love things just before the nervous breakdown.
However, if you like me who fail to use these rules, then writes something on Valentine's Day, then almost bordering on effrontery. But as you know me, I can at something very sensitive, be diplomatic and sensitive. Haha.
No, but let's face it: Valentine's Day is not suddenly better, since you have a partner. Either you measure the 14.02. absolutely no role in - a day like any other stop - or the two love birds die almost before stress (O-Ton: "We are so happy." Oh yes, and why it saves you the romance and mutual tolerance for one? ? single day of the year on cough cough ...)
But Valentine's Day just to create would have far-reaching consequences:
How should Fleurop make its revenue? The German (or better: Dutch) Flower industry would collapse, not just the greeting card industry, not to mention the lingerie market and a lucrative branch of Jochen Schweitzer offerings. One company after another would write the red, we would need a new rescue package the government, Angie would again flirting with Frank-Walter, Guido would bring in politics through a tax credit for brothels and in Stuttgart there were demonstrations against the demolition of greenhouses roses .
But not only economically, even privately, it would go from the mountain, what would otherwise be the basis for singles on a normal day in February is really the to give edge? We must remember that not everyone lives by the motto "In the morning a beer and the day is yours." What should be the frustration-eaters justify its extra portion of chocolate? When might horned ex-girlfriends revenge, if not then? Would on-the-paper pairs then only have for Christmas and birthday sex? That is not enough ...
do But what, then, one day, but nobody wants to have the right, but we need to somehow? Here are some suggestions:
first Let's teach you the guitarist you trust a slushy love song alternates, up to the window of love most and penetrate them so long with your Sounds until she called the police.
second Herzilein .... Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, they are not hot? Check out a concert of your dreams Men: The Wildhearts are pleased with your visit.
third Go to Beate Uhse, buy a rubber doll and put them all as your new girlfriend.
4th Have you ever seen? The woman on the large posters? Yes, she is still single. And although a long time. Where can you see them? In Elite Partner course. Since you fits in perfectly: 1.65 large, school dropouts, Hobbies: Boxing, Fighting dogs, Hotspots: Stadelheim ALDI car park with a bottle of vodka. So you get any.
5th Premises and to throw it away all the clothes that you found on your friend always awful. The best you burn them so that they can be conjured up so again.
6th Give money out again! What the dough on cigarettes, clothes or the GQ set, when one could simply hire a prostitute?
7th Get out dead drunk with a guy from a club (Meinburk? P1?) In his apartment. If you notice in the morning, what did you do, you go secretly, quietly and pukes first find out. Places for this: in the Burger King, into the car of your ex-boyfriend (who picks up kindly, because he always wants something from you), in the front yard of the neighbors in the S-Bahn, a pair of bosses .... Shoes
That should but rich in ideas, right?
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